Ugh, As If! 'Clueless' Turns 30 with a Beverly Hills Suite That’s Totally Cher

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Break out your fuzzy pens and blast “Kids in America” because Clueless just turned 30. (I know. We’re not okay either.) But dry your tears with a satin-trimmed throw pillow, babe, because L’Ermitage Beverly Hills and Bloomingdale’s Century City just dropped a collab so Cher-coded, it might actually reverse time, or at least your aging décolletage.

The Clueless Suite: For Those Who Totally Paused Their Youth at 1995 This isn’t just a hotel room. It’s a full-on Beverly Hills fantasy curated for the girls, gays, and theys who still quote Clueless like gospel. Available now through September 1st, the Clueless Suite is 750 square feet of unapologetic glam, soaked in nostalgia and dripping with “What Would Cher Wear in 2025?” energy.

There’s a wall-mounted portrait of Cher Horowitz, a neon “Carpe Diem! OK?” sign, and a custom-built virtual closet experience powered by Fitted. Yes, you get to live out your digital wardrobe dreams, no Polyvore necessary.

The décor? Think luxury girlhood fantasy meets Beverly Hills realness: marble bathrooms, overstuffed Bloomingdale’s bedding, and an immersive closet styled by Clueless costume legend Mona May herself. Fashion icons, assemble.

Price tag for this dreamworld? $1,995 a night. Minimum two-night stay. Worth every digitally catalogued outfit.

You’ll Also Get:

• A fuzzy pen (yes, for real)

• A Clueless board game (cue the Dionne vs. Amber drama)

• A Polaroid camera for selfies that scream “I’m majorly, totally, butt-crazy in love with this suite”

• A white Jeep Wrangler convertible to live your best clueless driving fantasy—just remember to signal

• A complimentary Fitted app membership to shop curated looks via QR code

• Access to Dior Beauty services and a $100 Bloomie’s gift card

And if you're feeling extra? Upgrade to The Cher’mitage Experience, which includes a sunset toast at rooftop lounge Poza, movie streaming, and turn-down treats inspired by the film. Rates start at $995, which is a steal for Beverly Hills-style main character energy.

Let’s Be Honest… This Isn’t a Stay. It’s a Statement. From the costume collab with Mona May to the July 26th Bloomingdale’s throwback party (DJ sets, vintage photobooth, signature bites, and we’re already RSVPing), this entire anniversary rollout feels less like a press play and more like a full wardrobe montage moment. All that’s missing is a digital closet screen swipe and a plaid beret.

And If You’re Doing the Math… Yes. It’s been 30 years since Cher called Amber “a Monet.” Since Dionne threatened to call her therapist. Since Tai floated “Rollin’ with the homies” into our collective brain and never left.

We're not crying. You are. (Okay, maybe we are.)

But real talk? Clueless didn’t just define an era. It redefined fashion, femininity, and self-expression. It still sets the tone for how we interpret style through character. And this anniversary suite? It’s more than nostalgia. It’s a fashion pilgrimage.

Final Word: Book the suite. Rock the plaid. Live your main character era. Because in the immortal words of Cher Horowitz: "You see how picky I am about my shoes… and they only go on my feet."